Hello! Do you want a free one-of-a-kind, hand-drawn Trashcard® (a postcard made on trash)? Hand over an address and you’ll get one, eventually.

If you mail a letter or a postcard or really anything you can figure out how to mail, really, to:
Nathaniel Parker Raymond, PO Box 1562, Portsmouth, NH 03801
I will send a Trashcard® back to you as retaliation. Or just fill out the form. That works, too.

Yeah Send Me Trash!